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When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
There's nothing wrong with being home alone if you have classic Christmas movies and a comfy tee. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This one's for you.
Talking to your lost child on the upside-down through Christmas lights? It's a stranger Christmas -- especially when Aunt Edna comes.
Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
I'm a real OG of Christmas. A gangsta wrapper that's still deep in the game. Bow life.
You serious, Clark? This is the best holiday shirt you're going to find! Wear it all Christmas for an instant laugh.
There's never a bad time of year to proudly wear the Gadsden flag. "Don't tread on me" is a fantastic message to send to family members and close-talking co-workers.
It's the holidays. So much to be happy for. Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins! But do get this shirt to make your holiday brighter.
How was I this year, Santa? Naughty? Nice? How 'bout "I tried"?
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
You can see my house from space. The neighbors have to wear sunglasses. The Griswold's ain't got nothin' on me. I'm just too lit to quit.  
T-rex is trying to stay cheerful through this holiday season, even with his crappy little arms. It's no use though -- T-Rex hates presents.
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely a best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
I'm coming in hard at Christmas this year. I like to party hard. And by that I mean bake Christmas cookies. Jolly carbs!
Maybe sports haven't been your thing -- but you can sling a mean gingerbread. Join the Holiday Baking Team!
Let's pull out the wrapping paper and ribbons. Maybe enjoy some catnip and party. I'm feline festive! Meow.
No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
I don't normally do this, I swear. I never do this -- I just got caught up in the cheer. But I put out for Santa.
A match made in holiday heaven -- you and tree. Let me assure you, the tree is not the only thing getting lit this year. Happy Holidaze!
A man of the night, Santa rocks. He channels his own form of dark magic to fit into your chimneys and eat your cookies. All Hail Santa!
Your family may not be the smartest, the richest, the most successful. There might not be one relative on Santa's Nice list. But these a-holes are the jolliest.
Maybe the holidays aren't your favorite time of year. If tinsel and festive tunes make you cringe, remember that the holidays are full of booze! So Drink up Grinches, it's Christmas!!
I always knew there was a little something saucy about that elf. He's thinking about you and he's touching the shelf. Shiver.
This year has been sort of grim. But I'm introducing a new carol for this holiday season. It's called "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." Festive isn't it?
I have one goal, and one goal only, for this holiday season. To get lit AF. Christmas trees have nothing on me.
"That's what she said," Santa Claus. Santa's coming with the jokes this holiday season.
That feeling when, you're dead inside -- but it's Christmas! Combat that crippling darkness with the twinkle of Christmas lights and this comfy long sleeve tee.
Santa's ready to run around the world tonight! But first, where my ho's at?
This saucy snowman has a serious question for you. "Wanna kiss my carrot?" I hear it's good for your eyes.
How do you like your Christmas stockings? Full? Big? I like mine Well Hung -- right over the fireplace.
Maybe they haven't been so good this season, but you're no fair weather fan. Support your team with a sporty tee. Go Team Naughty!!
Tis the season to be jolly. So, let's get lit! We'll match the lights on the tree and the house!
Sometimes candy canes and carols aren't enough. I prefer to fill myself with the real holiday spirit -- it's called whiskey. I'm constantly warm with cheer.
I know it's big and shiny, but have some decency. Stop staring at my package!
Is Santa real? Ask your mom. She knows Santa, if you know what I mean.
Listen, I don't want to get rude -- but I can be nasty when my blood sugar is low. Bitch, better have my cookies!
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