A shirt for the moment right before you hit the dance floor at the office Christmas party. Or right before you climb the too-tall ladder to hang the lights on the roof. Ho, ho, hold my beer -- and watch this.
Your tree is up the minute the Thanksgiving turkey is done. Your lights display makes the Griswolds look like dim nightlight. Your diet consists solely of gingerbread and candy canes. You're Christmas AF.
Can't help rolling your eyes at every ugly sweater party invite you get? We understand. That's why the Stupid Christmas Sweatshirt exists. It covers all your holiday obligations in one comfy, festive-enough long sleeve shirt. Shopping done.
There's the reason for the season -- and then there's the reason Santa has a naughty list. Celebrate all the fun you had the past year in this playful long sleeved shirt. You might even find another Naughty List devotee.
When I go shopping for a shirt, I want something that really speaks to me. If it can combine two of my favorite things -- I buy it immediately. And that's why I own this shirt. It's poop. With a Santa Hat. Does it get any better?
There's wasted -- and then there's eggnog wasted. This is a special kind of magic that only happens around the holidays -- and usually at the company Christmas party. We had to make a shirt to celebrate the creamy beverage that inspired the infamous pants-free dance of '08.
There's something about the holiday season that makes certain things acceptable that aren't the rest of the year. Like mixing rum with dairy. It just works. Let's get eggnog wasted and spread the holiday cheer.