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Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
Those presents don't get themselves down the chimney. Santa puts it in work. Do you even gift, bro?
No matter the season. No matter the weather. No matter the holiday. No step on Snek.
Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
Lifting all those presents is a brutal workout. He's been carb-loading with candy. Santa is looking North Swole!
Christmas just got a lot stranger. Christmas lights are getting a lot more use since people discovered they can be used to communicate with the Upside Down. This shirt is sure to be a new holiday classic.
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
It's the holidays. So much to be happy for. Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins! But do get this shirt to make your holiday brighter.
There's never a bad time of year to proudly wear the Gadsden flag. "Don't tread on me" is a fantastic message to send to family members and close-talking co-workers.
A shirt to document one of the most romantic scenes of all time, the Hawkins Middle School Snow Ball of '84. Nothing strange about that!
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
Din da leets are twinkln and angles sangn. Tis so bootiful. You need this shirt if you crie eberytime.
Sure, Santa goes around the world in one night. Sneaking around. Never seen. Bringing joy to the world. But it's the Night Stalkers who are the real heroes.
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas. A Cat Christmas is what I fancy (feast). All cats, all season. Thanks, Santa!
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
The season is upon us. Jesus is ready to "party like it's my birthday" and you're invited. He is the reason for the season, after all.
Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
All I want for Christmas is Dinos in Christmas Sweaters. Since dinos no longer walk the earth, I'll settle for a sweet tee with dinos in sweaters instead -- the next best thing.
I'm a real OG of Christmas. A gangsta wrapper that's still deep in the game. Bow life.
No public icon is safe from dabbing. Even Santa has become a dabbing meme. And now you can own that shirt. It's a wonderful life.
You serious, Clark? This is the best holiday sweater you're going to find! Wear it all Christmas for an instant laugh.
Before it had a name, Santa was a trendsetter. Mr. Claus was the original Dad Bod. Keep the cookies coming.
It's dangerous to be on the naughty list. Tyson is here to let you know, "Be good for thanta clauth." It'll result in better presents.
T-rex is trying to stay cheerful through this holiday season, even with his crappy little arms. It's no use though -- T-Rex hates presents.
It's the holiday season. That means it's time to turn that resting bitch face into resting Grinch face.
The perfect holiday workout for winos. Twist. Pull. Repeat.
Mom always told me it's what's on the inside that counts. So please excuse my mediocre presents. I'm the world's most okayest gift wrapper.
A shirt for the Grinch in all of us. Assert your personal space when that creep from accounting corners you under the mistletoe. Let him know you wouldn't touch him -- not with a thirty-nine and half foot pole.
Santa and Jesus are Christmas BFFs! Don't they just take the perfect selfie? #friendgoals
Let's pull out the wrapping paper and ribbons. Maybe enjoy some catnip and party. I'm feline festive! Meow.
Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely the best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
Forget winter. Santa is Coming and he wants his rightful spot on the candy cane throne as ruler of the North Pole and distributor of all the kingdoms' toys.
Santa's never quite sure which list to put me on. I'm both naughty and nice. I like to call it "multitasking." Balance, am I right?
The naughty may get all the attention, but nice gets the presents. If you're all sugar and spice, you're Team Nice!
Snap hot dog is on another adventure -- the North Pole. Who knows where he'll show up next? Santa's lap?
You can see my house from space. The neighbors have to wear sunglasses. The Griswold's ain't got nothin on me. I'm just too lit to quit.
These cookies aren't so sweet. Beware of the Ginjas!
The secret to holiday magic is hidden in the movie. Release the secret with this shirt. The best way to spread Holiday Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Forget the stockings. I have my DD-214 hung by the chimney with care. In case anyone gets any ideas, I'll give them a scare. Aww, I love the holidays.
Few memes have the staying power to end up on a shirt. But Santa Haters deserve to be mocked.
Don't mind my rosy cheeks and numb fingers. It's a magical time of year and I'm going to spend it chillin' with my snowmies.
Jesus wants to know if you're DTF. Down to forgive?
We have to be inclusive of all living creatures -- even if they have freaky, glowing red noses. Let's use Rudolph's story to End Bullying!
Beware this holiday season. The undead have risen from the depth of the oven. It's the walking bread!!!
Before you get too deep into the spiked nog, prepare for your Christmas Story with this shirt. If anyone finds you passed out under the tree, they'll know you're fragile and to keep this end up.
It's hard to be a scrooge with that cute smooshed face staring at you. Bah Humpug!
Some food for thought -- and life advice. You can't be put on the naughty list, if you're already on it.
When the holiday spirit gets to you, there's just no other way. Find me Dabbing through the Snow this holiday. Santa's got movez.
I know when those sleigh bells ring -- it can only mean one thing. That I'm pulling out the dad dance after too many glasses of nog.
Santa. Presents. Unicorns. Wow, Christmas is Magical.
No matter how old you get. No matter how much adulting you have to do. Journey said it best, "Don't stop believing." A little hope in Santa will get you through the holidays.  
Oh you fancy, huh? Santa's got some words for you: First things, first, I'm the realest! Believe.
Turn that S into a V. This is the IT shirt of the season, Lover. Perfect for horror lovers that want Halloween to last until Christmas.
Finally shirt that's perfect for every casual or formal occasion. Family Christmas. Holiday office party. Winter wedding. The Christmas tuxedo covers it all.
Twas the night before Christmas and not a creature was stirring -- except maybe Mr. Mouse. This minty tee will keep your holiday look fresh.
Dear Santa, I'm going to be honest with you. I haven't been perfect this year, I've been good-ish. Good enough right?
There's only so much joy I can muster about the over-hyped holidays. Crowds, annoying family, credit card bills. Just like a cat, I'm feline festive. Just enough.
Bring on winter. Bring on the snow. I'm like the Bumble. The cold never bothered me anyway. 
If the sounds of jingle bells, mall crowds, and sugar-hyped children send you into a fury, you need holiday Arthur fist.
Just like everything else, Texas does the holidays bigger and better. It's not just Christmas, it's TEXmas! Ya'll.
Show your support for the men and women in blue that help keeps us safe all year. Throw a little holiday cheer their way with this Police themed festive long sleeve shirt.
Set the doves and confetti free -- Birthday Boy is in the house! Happy Birthday Jesus! Let's party!
Santa. Flying Reindeer. Jesus. Maybe it's a stretch to believe in those things. But unicorns? That I believe.
Keeping it real this Holiday season by reppin' the hood. Straight outta North Pole and down your chimney.
We can't all be MVPs. Some of us are just getting through life and that's ok. Even for Elves. The Worlds Okayest Elf is still an elf -- so it's pretty cool.
Relive your childhood with a fun little game this holiday season. The floor is Santa's Naughty List -- and you don't want to be on it. Get this shirt and get in the air.
This time of year. I sleigh. All day, every day, I sleigh.
I'm coming in hard at Christmas this year. I like to party hard. And by that, I mean bake Christmas cookies. Jolly carbs!
You could have a Happy Holiday or a Merry Christmas, but you should shoot for Tyson level. Thupreme! Have a Thupreme Christmas!
An older man that brings me presents in the middle of the night? Sounds like a perfect Daddy Claus to me.
Pops loves a good pun -- and this one has holiday spirit! This long sleeve tee will hug that dad bod perfectly. Feliz Navi-Dad!!
It's that special time of year when you can go prancing through the snow -- right up to your chin. Merry Corgmas!!
You know what I love most about Christmas? It's one the only holiday where it's totally acceptable to stay in your PJs all day. This year, I'm celebrating Merry Slothmas!
When you really think about it, firemen are the real heroes of the holidays. Chimney fire? Spark on a Christmas tree? Aunt Edna drinks too much nog and falls asleep smoking? Firemen at there to save the day!
Heading to an office party where they torture you with name tags? Be prepared for this "I am Rudolph" long sleeve tee. It'll serve for much more interesting conversation.
The stress of the holiday is getting to me. Please, just feed me candy and tell me I'm pretty.
At the stockings have been hung with care, at perfect right angles with equal distance from each other and the ends of the mantle. You could say I have O.C.D. -- Obsessive Christmas Disorder.
Rudolph had bling before it way cool. Crush the haters with this festive tee.
The holiday traffic can be frustrating. I get it. But please, for love of Santa, please sleigh in your own lane.
Oh snap! That's a delicious looking gingerbread cookie. Tis the season for tasty treats!
Mom's got the ham. Dad's got the beer. I bring the Christmas Cheer! Show the fam what's up in this festive, long sleeved number.
It's tradition as old as time. A family ritual passed down through the ages from generation to generation. Dabbing around the Christmas tree.
Christmas just got a whole lot cuter. Little kitties just want to eat, drink, and be meowy. It's all you need.
Santa Claus is cool and all -- but let me introduce you to something even cuter! Santa Claws! Meowy Christmas!
The dance that will go down in infamy, for all eternity -- the Snow Ball of '84. Merry Christmas, fans of all things strang.
The only legit reason to crawl into a sewer -- Christmas gifts. Don't miss out on the IT shirt of the holiday season.
The meme that has lasted through the ages. Dat Boi is back again to help you celebrate the Holidays.
Put your hands up? Where's all my jingle ladies at? If you like it, then you should put this tee on it.
The snow and the tempurature are falling. So are my inhibitions. Are you Yeti to Party?
I am ready for Christmas. Now watch me whip, watch me sleigh sleigh. Whip whip, sleigh sleigh.
I know we're supposed to strive for the Nice list over the Naughty all year long. But, Dear Santa, can you please define "nice?"
I know how it looks on paper -- a bit naughty. Dear Santa, I can explain!
I know it seems like I should be on the Naughty List. It looks bad. But Santa, please let me explain...
I've been training all year for this. My Netflix queue is loaded. My snacks are within reach. I've secured my starting line on the couch. I'm training for a Christmas movie marathon.
Now that you've put up the tree and hung the stockings with care, it's time to show Instagram your holiday cheer. Let's take an #elfie and make our exes jealous.
Tis the season. For beards and messy hair. I woke up like this -- on Christmas morning. Christmas Hair, Don't Care. Sorry not sorry.
Lights. Tinsel. Glitter. Sparkle. So many shiny objects during the holidays. Just wrap yourself in this long sleeve tshirt and Keep Calm. Wait..OMG is that Santa?
The best way to show holiday spirit -- is to show team spirit. Team Rudolph! FTW!
I know, I know...we have so much to do on Christmas Day. Clean the house for guests. Cook the food. Travel to grandmas. But first, presents.
If you're going to meet Santa on Christmas night, you gotta Stay Woke. Camp out by the tree with sugary candy canes -- and be aware.
PSA Warning: I may burst into Christmas carols at any moment. I'm filled with the holiday spirit and it can't be contained.
Christmas is going to be so classy this year. Introducing the Mustache Christmas Tree. Can you hear the hipsters rejoicing?
This is how I roll during Hanukkah. Yamaka on, dreidels spinning. For eight crazy nights.
I have blades and biceps for days. No flake is safe with me around. You can call me Mr. Snow It All, but you'll need me come blizzard.
A man that circles the globe in one night with flying reindeer? Plus, we get presents? Christmas is Magical AF.
Forget those other holidays. Christmas is woke AF. I'm woke like a thousand strings of Christmas lights. Woke like the shining north star. Woke like Rudolph's nose.
The biggest catchphrase from the show of the year is now a t-shirt. Channel your inner Mad Max and tell people this holiday season, "Stop Spying on Me Creeps!"
The perfect shirt to meet your relatives at the Chinese restaurant in. The Jewish star is a classy holiday tee for any event really -- but we bet it feels better when you're eating human chicken.
When that first winter weather comes -- I'll be dachshund through the snow!
Communicate your holiday spirit like you do everything else -- with Emojis. Try looking at Emjoi Santa without smiling -- you can't do it.
Ever listen closely to the lyrics to Frosty the Snowman? That's some dark sh*t. But, as the story goes, some people are worth melting for.
Say what you want, but does any other faith last 8 days? Hanukkah is lit.
So you've found yourself on the naughty list this year. All year Christmas seemed so far away, but there might be a way to get back on the nice list. Write Santa a letter and tell him you're sorry. It might not be too late!
Eggnog made. Ham in the oven. Stockings hung. The tree is up -- complete with star. You could say I'm sleigh-in-it this Christmas.
Having trouble getting into the holiday spirit? Winter weather have you feelin' a little down? Doggies will fix that. You can't be sad with a chest full of Christmas dogs. It's science.
Salt Bae is here to deliver a cheerful holiday message in the way only he can. Merry Christmas!
Be forewarned. When it comes to Christmas Songs, I know my sh*t. Don't test me.
There's nothing wrong with being home alone if you have classic Christmas movies and a comfy tee. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This one's for you.
Stockings. Red. Green. Grenades. Cigs. It's the perfect Christmas care package for the Marine in your life.
When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
Maybe sports haven't been your thing -- but you can sling a mean gingerbread. Join the Holiday Baking Team!
All around the world in one night? Santa Claws is not into it. He is grumpy and cute though!
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