Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
Christmas just got a lot stranger. Christmas lights are getting a lot more use since people discovered they can be used to communicate with the Upside Down. This shirt is sure to be a new holiday classic.
A shirt for the Grinch in all of us. Assert your personal space when that creep from accounting corners you under the mistletoe. Let him know you wouldn't touch him -- not with a thirty-nine and half foot pole.
When you really think about it, firemen are the real heroes of the holidays. Chimney fire? Spark on a Christmas tree? Aunt Edna drinks too much nog and falls asleep smoking? Firemen at there to save the day!
So you've found yourself on the naughty list this year. All year Christmas seemed so far away, but there might be a way to get back on the nice list. Write Santa a letter and tell him you're sorry. It might not be too late!