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Those presents don't get themselves down the chimney. Santa puts it in work. Do you even gift, bro?
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Premium Blended Crewneck Sweatshirt
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8.0 oz., pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester fleece
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Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
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1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
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Double-needle stitching throughout
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Those presents don't get themselves down the chimney. Santa puts it in work. Do you even gift, bro?
Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
Those presents don't get themselves down the chimney. Santa puts it in work. Do you even gift, bro?
No matter the season. No matter the weather. No matter the holiday. No step on Snek.
Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
Lifting all those presents is a brutal workout. He's been carb-loading with candy. Santa is looking North Swole!
Christmas just got a lot stranger. Christmas lights are getting a lot more use since people discovered they can be used to communicate with the Upside Down. This shirt is sure to be a new holiday classic.
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
It's the holidays. So much to be happy for. Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins! But do get this shirt to make your holiday brighter.
There's never a bad time of year to proudly wear the Gadsden flag. "Don't tread on me" is a fantastic message to send to family members and close-talking co-workers.
A shirt to document one of the most romantic scenes of all time, the Hawkins Middle School Snow Ball of '84. Nothing strange about that!
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
Din da leets are twinkln and angles sangn. Tis so bootiful. You need this shirt if you crie eberytime.
Sure, Santa goes around the world in one night. Sneaking around. Never seen. Bringing joy to the world. But it's the Night Stalkers who are the real heroes.
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas. A Cat Christmas is what I fancy (feast). All cats, all season. Thanks, Santa!
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
The season is upon us. Jesus is ready to "party like it's my birthday" and you're invited. He is the reason for the season, after all.
Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
All I want for Christmas is Dinos in Christmas Sweaters. Since dinos no longer walk the earth, I'll settle for a sweet tee with dinos in sweaters instead -- the next best thing.
I'm a real OG of Christmas. A gangsta wrapper that's still deep in the game. Bow life.
No public icon is safe from dabbing. Even Santa has become a dabbing meme. And now you can own that shirt. It's a wonderful life.
You serious, Clark? This is the best holiday sweater you're going to find! Wear it all Christmas for an instant laugh.
Before it had a name, Santa was a trendsetter. Mr. Claus was the original Dad Bod. Keep the cookies coming.
It's dangerous to be on the naughty list. Tyson is here to let you know, "Be good for thanta clauth." It'll result in better presents.
T-rex is trying to stay cheerful through this holiday season, even with his crappy little arms. It's no use though -- T-Rex hates presents.
It's the holiday season. That means it's time to turn that resting bitch face into resting Grinch face.
The perfect holiday workout for winos. Twist. Pull. Repeat.
Mom always told me it's what's on the inside that counts. So please excuse my mediocre presents. I'm the world's most okayest gift wrapper.
A shirt for the Grinch in all of us. Assert your personal space when that creep from accounting corners you under the mistletoe. Let him know you wouldn't touch him -- not with a thirty-nine and half foot pole.
Santa and Jesus are Christmas BFFs! Don't they just take the perfect selfie? #friendgoals
Let's pull out the wrapping paper and ribbons. Maybe enjoy some catnip and party. I'm feline festive! Meow.
Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely the best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
Forget winter. Santa is Coming and he wants his rightful spot on the candy cane throne as ruler of the North Pole and distributor of all the kingdoms' toys.
Santa's never quite sure which list to put me on. I'm both naughty and nice. I like to call it "multitasking." Balance, am I right?
The naughty may get all the attention, but nice gets the presents. If you're all sugar and spice, you're Team Nice!
Snap hot dog is on another adventure -- the North Pole. Who knows where he'll show up next? Santa's lap?
You can see my house from space. The neighbors have to wear sunglasses. The Griswold's ain't got nothin on me. I'm just too lit to quit.
These cookies aren't so sweet. Beware of the Ginjas!
The secret to holiday magic is hidden in the movie. Release the secret with this shirt. The best way to spread Holiday Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Forget the stockings. I have my DD-214 hung by the chimney with care. In case anyone gets any ideas, I'll give them a scare. Aww, I love the holidays.
Few memes have the staying power to end up on a shirt. But Santa Haters deserve to be mocked.
Don't mind my rosy cheeks and numb fingers. It's a magical time of year and I'm going to spend it chillin' with my snowmies.
Jesus wants to know if you're DTF. Down to forgive?
We have to be inclusive of all living creatures -- even if they have freaky, glowing red noses. Let's use Rudolph's story to End Bullying!
Beware this holiday season. The undead have risen from the depth of the oven. It's the walking bread!!!
Before you get too deep into the spiked nog, prepare for your Christmas Story with this shirt. If anyone finds you passed out under the tree, they'll know you're fragile and to keep this end up.
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