Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
Christmas just got a lot stranger. Christmas lights are getting a lot more use since people discovered they can be used to communicate with the Upside Down. This shirt is sure to be a new holiday classic.
There's never a bad time of year to proudly wear the Gadsden flag. "Don't tread on me" is a fantastic message to send to family members and close-talking co-workers.
Sure, Santa goes around the world in one night. Sneaking around. Never seen. Bringing joy to the world. But it's the Night Stalkers who are the real heroes.
All I want for Christmas is Dinos in Christmas Sweaters. Since dinos no longer walk the earth, I'll settle for a sweet tee with dinos in sweaters instead -- the next best thing.
A shirt for the Grinch in all of us. Assert your personal space when that creep from accounting corners you under the mistletoe. Let him know you wouldn't touch him -- not with a thirty-nine and half foot pole.
Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely the best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
Forget winter. Santa is Coming and he wants his rightful spot on the candy cane throne as ruler of the North Pole and distributor of all the kingdoms' toys.
The secret to holiday magic is hidden in the movie. Release the secret with this shirt. The best way to spread Holiday Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Before you get too deep into the spiked nog, prepare for your Christmas Story with this shirt. If anyone finds you passed out under the tree, they'll know you're fragile and to keep this end up.